if there's one thing i've always wanted, it's got to be beautiful hands. elegant fingers, slim palms, tapering nails. it's not what i've got, and nail polish only makes me look cheap and chubby-fingered. i try anyway, sometimes. and so while my left hand is disastrous because the nail wand is like a drunk driver, my right hand is unbearable to look at--i'm right handed, so attempting to paint with my left hand is laughable.